Ghumim's Classical Dishes

 Ghumim's Classical Dishes
Class: NONE
Race: ALL
 
 
Size: TINY
Weight: 0.1
 
Value: 5gp
Item Lore: Ghumim's Classical Dishes
Gnome Kabobs

Need: gnome meat spices
jug of sauces skewers

Start fire. Grab gnome.
Dip in sauces. Grab
skewer. Push pointy
end through gnome.
Hold over fire and spin.
Add spices, spin more.
Bite.
If crunchy, eat.





Nose is good place to grab.

Lots of sauces in mouth so
Taste better inside and
Cooking not so loud.

Spin slow or spices fall off
Smoked Wood Elf

Need: wood elf parts, spices,
smoker

Find good wood elf tree.
Start fire at bottom.
Wait for elf to fall out
Grab smoky elf and pull
Put spices and parts
in smoker Wait till smells
good. Eat or put in pack






If wood elf not smoky,
Throw back in tree

If pull too hard elf parts
Too tiny and mooshy for
smoker
Hot'n Spicy Toelings

Need: Halfling, Spices,
Garnish

Get halfling feet, Debone
Dice, Fill holes with
spices
Put on spit

Heat until skin falls off
Eat





Ghumim must chop off foot
before putting on spit

Goo between toes tastes bad