Brewer's Limericks

 Brewer's Limericks
Class: NONE
Race: ALL
 
 
Size: TINY
Weight: 0.1
 
Value: 1gp
Item Lore: Brewer's Limericks




Some of Norrath's imbibers
put together a compilation
of their favorite limericks.









If you look closely you
can almost tell how to
put together the drinks they
enjoy with each one.









Here are a few to start.






When Ssra goes to move barley

He meets a girl named Darley

To the cask in the vault

He adds hops and malt

And drinks till her face
isn't gnarly


With hops malt and Yeast

An ogre made mead for a feast

when his cask they did fill

not a drop did he spill

So they cheered the ugly
beast


My good friend where is my
cask?

Is the water too much to ask?

Deliver barley and hops

With the rest of my crops

Or your death will be my next
task!

Ogre's lust for a wench named
Sulock

For a date bring a cask and
Froglok

Malt and yeast to the barber

Get them near her harbor

And you'll hear an uproar
if they dock